how i met your mother

Ted : Hi. I’m Ted Mosby, and exactly 45 days from now, you and I are going to meet... and we’re going to fall in love. And we’re going to…

Barney: Crazy stories are my thing! You have architecture, Marshall has the law, Lily has art, Robin has pleasing me sexually. You all have a passion that drives you. Well…

  Mr. Scherbatsky: This is Barney? This man is blonde. Grown men are not blonde.C'est Barney ? Ce type est blond. Les hommes adultes ne sont pas blonds. 8.13 "Band…

  Barney: She can't go home with you Nick.Elle ne peut pas rentrer avec toi, NickNick: Why not?Pourquoi pas ?Barney:  Because Robin and I are in love.Parce que Robin et…

Barney: How old's your dog?Quel âge à votre chien ?Woman: Five.Cinq.Barney: How old's that in dog years?ça fait combien en âge de chien ?Woman: Like thirty-five.ça fait trente-cinq.Barney: We're done…

Robin: Anyway, I should get going. I have to go get a key made for Nick. For my apartment. Ha-burn.Bref, je dois y aller. Je dois faire faire une clef pour Nick. De…

Barney: My wedding will be legendary !Mon mariage sera légendaire !Arthur: So, prenup?Alors, le contrat prénuptial ?Barney: Not this time...Pas cette fois... 8.02 "The Pre-nup"  

Ted: When you leave someone at the altar you always leave a note. it’s common courtesy Quand tu abandonnes quelqu'un devant l'autel, tu laisses toujours un mot. C'est de la…