Katie Couric: You beat out the following losers: the economy, Mel Gibson, Dina Lohan... and Sparky Lohan, who is Dina Lohan's dog and, apparently, also a loser. How do you…

Brittany: I don't wanna die yet. At least not until One Tree Hill get canceled.Je ne veux pas mourir maintenant. Du moins pas avant que One Tree Hill soit annulé.

Brittany pose une question au Père NoëlBrittany: Can I be honest? I don't understand the difference between an elf and a slave.Est-ce que je peux être honnête? Je ne comprends…

Artie: Adultery means cheating.l'adultère signifie tromper.Brittany: I thought it meant being stupid. Like being a dolt.je pensais que ça voulait dire stupide. comme être un idiot.

Kurt: Trust me on this. I've been planning weddings since I was 2. My Power Rangers have gotten married and divorced in so many combinations it's like they're Fleetwood Mac.fais-moi…

Brittany: Mr. Schu taught me the second half of the alphabet. I stopped after M and N. I thought they sounded too similar and got frustrated.Monsieur Schu m'a appris la…