Schmidt: Know this: You’re not the only one who’s hurting here, Jessica Day. The economy stinks, bees are dying, movies are pretty much all sequels now, and I have a...Ecoute…

Nick: Schmidt...I need you to teach me to be a douchebagSchmidt... j'ai besoin que tu m'apprennes à être un connardSchmidt: Let's get started.Mettons-nous au boulot.Winston: What is happening in the…

Skylar: Do you know how to make drinks? Sais-tu faire des cocktails ?Nick: Do I know how to make drinks? Est-ce que je sais faire des cocktails ? Skylar: Yeah,…

Jess: Why do we care about a crescent moon?Pourquoi on s'intéresse à un croissant de lune ?Winston: I don't know, but I'm gonna live there some day.je ne sais pas,…

Julia: I don't like you and I don't want to be your friend, so could you leave please, because I'm about to start crying, and you are the last person…

Jess: I messed up. He ran away, he got scared.J'ai foiré. Il s'est enfui, il a pris peur.Winston: Why would he get scared?Pourquoi a-t-il pris peur ?Jess: Because I choked…

Schmidt: Here's another tip, don't ask a guy out on a first date, on the least sexy holiday in America.voilà une autre astuce, ne demande pas un rendez-vous à un…